Showing posts with label Team with No Name. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Team with No Name. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

A Note on Chemical Ali...



Because the rules state that executions by the state do not count as points, Chemical Ali was not scored, however after a debate by those involved in the league here is the ruling by the league comish (I am not the league comish but thanks for asking):

A few days ago a few of us discussed the contentious topic of why Chemical Ali was allowed to stay high in the default list in spite of a high probability of being disqualified since a death sentence was already announced by year-end (while other names such as Osama were skipped over later in the draft for reasons of non-verifiability of a kill).  We could come to no satisfactory resolution, with the creator of the list rightly claiming the finite probability he could have died in a different way than being executed by the state.  In order to alleviate somewhat the perceived injustice done to the Team with No Name, I've decided to (one time only) scratch Chemical Ali from their franchise players (as if he'd died last year) and mark Mitch Miller as the replacement franchise player. Hope everyone is in agreement.


So there you have it folks.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Corpse with No Name Roster

Corpse with No Name had no keepers and the #7 overall pick:

Kim Jong Il
Carol Channing
Steven Hawking
Sid Caesar
Vera Lynn
David Rockefeller
Andy Griffith
Bob Barker
Peter O'Toole
Don Pardo
Dear Abby (**the mother**, Abigail van Buren Sr.)
Lindsay Lohan
Joan Fontaine
Pope Benedict
Chuck Berry
Paul Allen

2012 Draftee's


dick clark
Ernest Borgnine
Phyllis Diller
abe vigoda
sid caesar
bob barker
lindsay lohan
courtney love
jerry sandusky
Dotty sandusky
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
helen thomas
larry flynt
allan greenspan
tommy lasorda
willie mays