Showing posts with label Davey Bones' Locker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Davey Bones' Locker. Show all posts

Monday, July 25, 2011

Betty Ford


So Ol'Betty there was a looker back in the day huh? Well I'm using and adjusted scale that gives bonus points for it being 1950 or somewhere in that range and also I'm taking her in the vacuum of first ladies. Think about it, she is way hotter than Martha Washington... just saying. Anyway Mrs. Ford was 93 at her timely demise and scores 27 points for Cixx the Bucket. She was a keeper, so well played. This post will also be the final resting place for several "lesser" deaths/scores;

July 4th Otto von Habsburg - crown prince of Austria Hungry 98 scores 22 points for the Erethral Spirits

Laura Lynn Ryan - former first lady of Illinois (did she sell a senate seat?) 76 years old died 6/27/2011 scores 44 points for Davey Jones Locker

Peter Falk 83 died on 6/23 and scores 37 points for Cixx the Bucket... I had to look him up evidently he was the star of a hit tv show from before I was born, god he was old.

James Arness - 6/3/2011 played some cowboy on tv on shows before I was born he was 88 and scores 32 points for Bloody Mary and they also get a blood bath bonus with Jack Kavorkian and Cixx the Buckett of 25 points each.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Some House Cleaning Deaths

In the past month, seeing this is not our full time job at The Dead League, we have missed a few "under the radar" deaths. We apologizes to the families of these people as their pictures will not be posted here, however the scoring has been updated to reflect these deaths. In order of passing;

Bruce Gordon - American Actor from TV's "The Untouchables"

Gordon Murray - Wall St. Banker/ Author died of Brain Cancer

Eunice Sanborn - Former Oldest Living American @ 114 years

scoring for these got a wee bit complicated as some qualified for blood baths and others for two in a row bonuses.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Hail Mary for the Bishop of Portsmouth



WE say goodbye to the 8th Anglican Bishop of Portsmouth and Davey Bones Locker says hello to 59 points and takes second place in the scoring.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Scoring Correction

It has been brought to my attention that Maggie Renfro was scored incorrectly. After the death of JD Salinger, Davey Bones' Locker should have been credited with the requisite points for a blood bath score with Salinger & Renfro in one week. Scoring will be corrected to reflect this change.

Thanks,
Managment

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Maggie Renfro Meets her maker...



Maggie Renfro, one of the oldest people in the world died. She was 114 years old and worth 6 points. Congrats to Davy Bones' Locker on the pick, but your going to need alot more deaths to try and win this thing.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Davey Bones' Locker Roster

Davey Bones' Locker had one keepers and here is their roster:

Ronnie Biggs*
Michael Douglas
Dr. A.Q. Khan
Chiyono Hasegawa
Robin Rogers (country music singer)
Lura Lynn Ryan (former 1st lady of IL)
Vasily Aleksanyan (fmr. Yukos executive)
Kenneth William Stevenson (Bishop of Portsmouth, Church of England)
Brian Lenihan (Irish finance minister)
Barry Ryan (Catholic priest, sex offender)
Andy Whitfield (Welsh actor)
Lee Kwan Yew (Singapore)
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Vaclav Havel
Gordon Murray (wallstreeter who wrote investment book while on deathbed)
Charles Manson

See you at the bottom of the sea Davey Bones' Locker!

Team on a Hiatus for 2012 season, see you in 2013